lunes, 18 de febrero de 2008

The Weather Machine

Damned weather...

One second it's sunny the other it's pouring. But no matter the weather you always find some goblins come out of noone knows where (it's strongly believed some of them live under rocks) wishing to sell you whatever you need; caps if sunny, umbrellas if raining. I even saw a goblin at the entrance of WinterSpring which wanted to sell me some chains for my tiger paws...

Either goblins are ready for whichever the weather is or they are allied with the nagas, some of them capablo of creating little storms, but they always have what you need at the moment.

Decided as I was to investigate this fact, I headed towards Zangar, a place inhabited by the nagas. I told some friends and we went to the nagas' lair, the SteamVault, where their General of War was hidden.

We started wandering through the tunnels until we came upon a room. There we found a big naga with 2 elementals protecting her.

[Arda]:> let's get her while she doesn't see us
[Kaamos]:> but who is she?
[Paulbazo]:> does anyone know anything about her?
[Haidem]:> oh shit, I can see it more clearly now......
[Anzakness]:> what? have you finally fixed your cataract?
[Haidem]:> ¬¬
[Haidem]:> She's the Hydromantic Thespia. She has the power of creating small storms with little rain and a strong wind, but that was in small lakes. I can't imagine what she could so much water there is around here.
[Arda]:> Kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill
[Kaamos]:> Okay then, don't wear anything metallic on the head nor anything too high just in case she creates a storm.
[Anzakness]:> She won't have time to create nothing, I'll rip her tongue out of her mouth and then I'll make her eat it before she can say a thing
[Paulbazo]:> okay then......ataaaaaaaaaaaaack!!!!!!

We through into battle as if possessed by a blood thirst, we went mad, we knew what we were doing but we everything was on "automatic mode". Things started well, we killed the 2 elementals and we soon began to see the jelly blood drop on her scales from the wounds caused by our weapons and teeth.
Suddenly everything went dark and some clouds started appearing above us. Thunders started being heard as the clouds crashed with other clouds.

[Arda]:> Come on!!! Give her everything, she's weak!!!
A lightnin comes down from a cloud, reaches the dagger in the raised hand of Arda while cheering his friends and hits and hits Arda for 5274
You are dead
[Arda]:> tell this girl for me that I hate her
A lightning comes down from a cloud and hist kaamos for 529
[Kaamos]:> uff, how good that i brought my wooden bow...
[Hydromantic Thespia]:> Aaaahhhrggggg!!!!
[Hydromantic Thespia]:> You can kill me, but you won't succeed!!!
[Anzakness]:> and why does that mob talk in our group chat?
[Hydromantic Thespia]:> another one will take my place!!!
Hydromantic Thespia dies

We got out of there with a bitter taste due to her last words.
We should find the source of this, and we should kill it quickly. We went deeper into the sewers and came upon a big room where a robot was taking care of a machine wich looked like a water purifier.

After getting done with the robot and a bad feeling inside us we headed to the General of War's room (the map on the wall said it was the northern room). Soon we arrived. But he was waiting for us, he had seen us through the surveillance cameras.

[Khalithres]:> You're finally here...
[Anzakness]:> very observant(another one who comes in our chat)
[Kaamos]:> we know what you are doing and we come to stop you
[Arda]:> Yes, we know you ar planning to create storms using nagas to kill the smurfs and David the gnome!!!
[Khalithres]:> Poor fool
[Paulbazo]:> Leet it go Arda, don't hurt yourself...
[Khalithres]:> And that's all you know???
[Haidem]:> We know what you want to do Kalithres. We won't let you keep on changing the weather to turn al the living world into a marsh for your nagas.
[Khalithres]:> Stupid elfves!!! You think you know everything but have no idea
[Khalithres]:> If I cause these sharp changes in the weather, it has nothing to do with that you say, but with gold
[Anzakness]:> I am so causing you a "sharp change", but in your face.
[Khalithres]:> You don't know the money those goblins earn taking advantage of people's needs. I've allied with them and I earn a part for each cap and umbrella they sell!!! My benefits have been multiplied 5 times!!!
[Anzakness]:> screw you!
[Kaamos]:> Even though you'll pay for all that gold you've earned in a slightly inmoral way, we won't let you go on with the stealing!!
[Arda]:> Kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill
[Paulbazo]:> Okay Arda, we kill him now...

We threw ourselves to him as a hungry pack of hounds over a little defenseless barbequed pork with some cooked potatoes and a great Caesar's Salad......

[Arda]:> I'll go to eat something...
[Haidem]:> But if we are in the middle of a combat!!!
Arda is AFK:calming down my inner beast
[Kaamos]:> ....
Annoying random lightning from Khalithres hits Arda for 3643
The cure Haidem doesn't cast on Arda doesn't reach Arda and doesn't heal Arda anything
You are dead

Well, at least we killed the one that caused the climate change...

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