I guess I was flying, everything was far and blurry. Everything was so beauty...
I flew over a path, and a village too, and just as I entered a wide valley dominated by a millenary tree standing in the middle, I saw a light.
Curiosity was stronger than me, so I went there as quick as possible, and when I arrived...there I was...looking at myself from outside my own body barely dressed up. It was at that moment that I felt something pulling towards my body, something too strong to even try fighting it.
The first thing I saw when I was me again was an elf with an exclamation mark over his head
A damned elf dressed up with a skirt with a freaking yellow exclamation mark floating over his head !!!
I don't know what was stronger, curiosity or just ask him what kind of drug he had had, but I walked towards him. Just as I was arriving he started talking withouth taking a single breath to talk. Long story short, we agreed to make a barbeque (how did we get to that point?), so I started looking for bushes which may have any boar or little panther hidden inside.
I was doing good with the hunt, but in one of the bushes I found a boar mom who was feeding her little boars. It was some point between feeling her horn in my stomach and hearing my skull crashing under her hoofs that I knew she hadn't liked me interrumpting her feeding time.
Since that day (though I still didn't know) I started what was going to be mi fate as a rogue:
Dying

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