Do you noob?

Hi everyone, I'm new over here. My name's Beregorn, and I am a blue skinned hunter with russian accent.
Arda coudln't write here so she asked me to write something...as if I was a writer or something...

Anyway, I'm going to tell you about an increasing species on our paths: the Van damme generetion (or the MA's, or the Willy Toledo's, all of them).

Who the hell came up with the idea? Okay, the ad is cool and so, but, who thought about the others players who have been playing for a long time?

Right now as you read this there are players dying of cerebral embolism caused by someone from this species.

Not long ago, I was in the Blood Furnace, everything was going well, and then the 2nd boss dropped a blue gun much better than my stick bow.

[Beregorn]:> Yes!!!
Beregorn selects need for the gun
Chamán passes passes for the gun
Druida passes for the gun
[Chamán]:> Gratz Bere!
[Druida]:> Weee, gratz!!!
[Guerrero]:> Can I 'need'?
[Beregorn]:> Wait, it's a hunter's gun...
Tank Warrior selects need for the gun
[Beregorn]:> ........
Priest passes for the gun
Beregorn rolls 26 for the gun
Tank Warrior rolls 75 for the gun
Tank Warrior awarded the damned gun
[Beregorn]:> Why did you need it? It's a hunter gun!!!
[Guerrero]:> I use it to pull the mobs
[Priest]:> It's a free roll, besides, noone said he couldn't get it

I wish I could have changed to the horde por a while to camp and gank them merciless. At that moment the only thing that put my thirst of blood away was the thinking of doing the same thing to him in the final boss with a tank sword because "I use to to wear it on my back".

Another day in which I almost die of crazyness was looking for a party to ZF while questing on Tanaris (I won't give names, so I've changed the idiot name for something completely random and unrelated):

[1.General:Tanaris][Noob]: rogue for zf and go!!!
[Beregorn]: will you do with a hunter?
[Noob]: we are already 2 in the aprty sorry :(
[Beregorn]: I see, ok, but anyway I only need the quests done, no loot
[Beregorn]: I mean, I would pass on everything
[Noob]: pass¿
[Beregorn]: yes, in the loot, I would hit pass
[Beregorn]: for you
[Noob]: what would pass¿¿ (in spanish the same word for pass and happen)
[Beregorn]: That I would pass on the rolls for them
[Noob]: then why don't you go alone,?
[Noob]: either you're gonna have trouble with the party
[Beregorn]: why am I gonna have trouble? I can't alone because they're elites
[Beregorn]: and troubles none, the other way exactly, I would let you get all the loot
[Noob]: doesn't matter doesn't matter good luck!

Seriously, stop making ads on TV, they are fine-lookin, but anytime a noob gets into the player a "veteran" dies a little inside.