Aaaah, I'm in heaven.
I've just decided I'm moving here, somwhere far from the road and near the beach I'll build a hut for me alone (though with a double be, you can never know).
This is a good place. I'll build the door towards the sea so I an see the sunset. Even better, I'll build it on that tree so animals don't get inside it. Besides, I'll see the river to the south. In the mornings I'll go to that waterfall in the north to get water. Wait, what's moving behind the waterfall? Oh my god.....it can't be true.....not again....
Outside the waterfall I find Noche, a feline old friend of mine. He doesn't attack me because he knows me from past adventures. I don't want to look inside the waterfall, but I force myself to do it.
And there he is...as I suspected...Kaamos...on the shoulders of...bfrhgrhgfhgf-chofff(vomit noise falling in the water). It all started a few months ago...
[Kaamos]:> Let's go Angels, tonight we'll finish it!!!
[Squalid]:> We can if we think we can
[Arda]:> Kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill
[Kaamos]:> yeah, you'll be dead in a moment, don't be impatient Arda...
Everything was going well. We started to kill one by one all the bosses in the zone, we started by the bat, moved on to the snake, then the spider and the hunter with his raptor. The tiger and the panther followd. And there were we, at the foot of the piramid. Slowly we went upwards until we reached the top where a horrific being was waiting for us. Only its evil was greater than its uglyness. We were facing the god Hakkar, which only wish was to rule over the whole world. He already controlled a little part of Stranglethorn, the ruins of Zul'Gurub, but he wanted more and more....
[Kaamos]:> Is everyone ready? (readycheck)
[Haidem]:> r
[Khareesa]:> r
[Cynamon]:> ready
[Kaamos]:> keep your strength for him!!!
[Kaamos]:> Go go go go go !!!!!!
Gradually we found that Hakkar's attacks were getting weaker and his defenses were lowering slowly. We were at a critical moment. Some friends had died, we couldn't loose one more if we wanted to take the beast down. Then it happened...
[Hakkar]:> NOW KAAMOS!!!
[Everyone]:> ¿?¿?¿?
Kaamos runs next to Hakkar and starts throwing multishots for 1500 damage and arcanes for 700 damage and orders Noche to attack everyone.
Noche starts hitting and biting.
Haidem dies.
Paladín1 dies.
You are dead.
[Kaamos]:> Die, you cowards!!! Weak and filthy mortals!!!
[Arda]:> Kaamos, what are you saying? why did you do that?
[Kaamos]:> You wouldn't understand it...
[Arda]:> try explaining it to me
[Kaamos]:> all this time bearing your stupidities...
[Kaamos]:> so vain deaths because of your clumsyness...
[Kaamos]:> all that to be here...
[Kaamos]:> since I first heard about Hakkar I knew it was my sin to be with him, to conquer the world, to be the right hand of the lord of the world
[Squalid]:> Kaamos don't do it! what about the children!?
[Khareesaa]:> and their mothers!?
[Kaamos]:> and now I'm in front of him I know this is what I must do
[Arda]:> what's happened to you? you've never been this way before
[Kaamos]:> that's what I wanted you to think
[Arda]:> I know you, you would never stand being anyone's puppet
[Kaamos]:> on that you're right. As soon as Hakkar is crowned king of the world I'll kill him and be myself Ruler of Azeroth
[Arda]:> how can you do this to us? after all we've done for you and fighted by your side...after all the adventures we've been through...I can't believe you
[Kaamos]:> I told you you wouldn't understand it
[Arda]:> it's true, I can't understand it
[Arda]:> that thing washed your brain, but I know there's something left inside you of the old Kaamos...
[Arda]:> do it for Noche...do you think Hakkar will let your cares be divided between him and Noche?
[Arda]:> he won't risk to it, he'll kill Noche so he has all your time, Noche would only be a distraction in the future
[Kaamos]:> you won't convince me, I'll reign with Hakkar and Noche will be by my side!!!
[Kaamos]:> there's nothing you can do or say to convince me
[Arda]:> I'll invite you to a steak with chips if you leave him
Kaamos stands in the middle of both fighters (Hakkar and the raid) facing th raid with his arms raised
[Kaamos]:> Wait!!! Leave me alone with him a moment!!!
Kaamos goes close to Hakkar
Hakkar lowers his head to the height og Kaamos
Kaamos wispers something to Hakkar
[Haidem]:> I don't trust him, be careful in case he attacks back
Kaamos gets away from Hakkar towards the raid
[Kaamos]:> Let's go...he won't annoy us anymore...
[Hakkar]:> AAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGHHHHHH!!!
[Cynamon]:> there he comes!
[Haidem]:> I knew...
[Arda]:> watch out! he's throwing at us some kind of rain, it must be acid!!!
[Kaamos]:> leave him alone...he won't hurt you
Since that day we didn't know anything about Hakkar.
Until now...there is Kaamos, on Hakkar's shoulders, playing like a couple of youngs in love...just next to where my new house was going to be built (this image will be hard to forget, and even more if I have to come here everyday).
I'm feeling the need to come in and tell Kaamos to remember when he promised us he would never see Hakkar again. But both the remembrance of Hakkar crying and the image of two old "friends" enjoying fill me up and I decide to leave them in piece.......
5 more minutes...there will be time to argue later...
it's not like they're doing something wrong, is it?
is it?
what are they doing now? nooooooooooooooooooo, it can't be!!! aaaaaaaaaaaahj, that's disgusting
If you need me I'll be right there vomiting over and over.
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